"About as welcome as a leper in a hot tub, this monster sucks the life outta the party. Have a plan; stick to it. You ain't doin' anyone any favors if you're gulpin' air like a fish outta water. You may not know when this monster is gonna show up, but be ready to show it the business side of yer boot."
"This bastard'll make you feel like your body ain't yer own. It's clever, too. But it ain't more clever'n you. At the end of the day, yer body is yours. Stay rested, don't back down, and do what y'can with what you control, idjit."
"Back when I was a pup, we just rubbed a little whiskey on that youngun's gums, but I ain't saying that's what you should do nowadays! Now, I'm not preachin' about how you should rear up your kids, that's entirely up to you, but here's some insight from others that have a heap more experience with kiddos teethin' than I ever will."
"There ain't many things that'll jerk yer tail in a knot quicker than yer body giving up before the rest of ya. This monster deep fries your wiring faster than an Oreo at a carnival. Keep yer socks on and start puzzlin' a plan together. Here's a whole heap of pieces to get you started."
"The way I see it, you're gonna wanna give up. Don't. Keep hunting for the right combination that unlocks the chains that this monster has on ya. I want ya to repeat after me: I CAN DO THIS. Now don't prove us wrong, ya moron."
"Failure is part of life, kiddo. If you don't fail, you don't learn, and let's face it, if you don't learn, y'never change. What I'm trying to say is, don't let success go to yer head and don't let failure get to yer heart. You can change yer path without changing your goal."
*see Self-Hatred, Discouragement, Anxiety, Guilt, Lousy Day