"This humdinger of a monster can get your knickers in a twist and keep them that way. Lord knows those thoughts ya just can't shake can really stir the pot. There ain't nothing wrong with sorting books for eight hours if ya work in a library, but there might be if ya don't! Put down the book and pick up a double barrel. Between you and me, the only thing that will be triggered is gonna be this sawed off shotgun. Aim true and let's get hunting!"